Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Yu-Gi-Oh!, a Japanese animated television show.

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Yugi/Yami

YAMI YUGI: "KAIBA, OPEN YOUR MIND!"

Kaiba

Kaiba: Exodia? It-it's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him.

Noah: So, you think I'm insane for wanting to claim what's rightfully mine?
Kaiba: No, I think you're insane for trapping me in a virtual computer program and forcing me to duel you!

Gozaboro Kaiba: Seto, don't you realize I treated you better than I even treated my own son?
Kaiba: Thanks for nothing.

Kaiba: Kneel at my feet like the snivelling dog you are!

Kaiba: Mutts shouldn't disobey their masters...

Bakura/Yami Bakura

Yami Bakura: I am a thief and a stealer of souls...

Yami Bakura: You cannot defeat me, for I am the shadows, and the shadows never die!

Joey

Joey: Dueling dinosaurs versus itsy-bitsy bugs? Raptor has got this one in da bag!

Joey: I'm bad, and I know it! I'm bad, I'm gonna show it!!

Joey: Just bring it on, money bags!

Season one

Kaiba: Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Yugi!
Yami/Yugi: My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain...the unstoppable Exodia!

Joey: Hey Kaiba, maybe we should duel sometime.
Kaiba: No thanks, I think I will have much more of a challenge playing solitaire.

Kaiba: No! How could I lose!?
Yami: If you really want to know, Kaiba, open your mind!


Grandpa: All right, can you name the strongest duel monster?
Joey: No.
Grandpa: You do you know what a trap card is, don't you?
Joey: Kinda...I have no idea.


Guard: Hey you, what are you doing?? Get out of there! Only official contestants are allowed onboard.
Joey: How do you know I am not official?
Guard: Because offcial duelists aren't trying to sneak into the ship through the lower hatches.

Yugi: Joey has a star chip, didn't he tell you?
Joey: I do?

Joey: Yugi, I want to apologize. I've really been acting like a jerk.
Yugi: Oh! Were you acting?


Yugi: Uh, Joey, I don't think we should cook the candy bars.
Joey: Back off! I know what I'm doing!

Tristan: Drooling monsters?
Yugi, Tea and Joey: DUELING MONSTERS!

Other

Weevil

Weevil: Say good-bye to Exodia!

Weevil: I'm gonna take you out in one giant bug blitzkrieg!

Tristan

Tristan: NO!


Rex Raptor: We're finally here! Kaiba Land! See, i told you it wouldn't take us too long!
Weevil: Yeah, that's what you said TWO WEEKS AGO!!

Joey+Tristan+Tea

Joey: Monsters? Tristan: For real? Tea: Oh no.

Joey+Tristan

Joey: Kicks to the stomach don't work Tristan: Neither do kicks to the head.

Crump: I Love Penguins!!!!!

Teia: How do you like your sick little game Crump?

Crump: I absolutely love it! In case you haven't noticed, I am a penguin, and we like things on the cool side!

Marik: I'll send your soul to the SHADOW REALM!!!!!!




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